The Road to Ubiquity

Do you ever feel alone, scared or upset without reason?

“Savage beardo forces are robbing you of your sacred right to a life with freedom and happiness. A happiness without limits. A future unhindered by constraint, worry, sarcasm, or meaningless nonsense.” — Gerry X. Meatfist, The Problems of Beardo

The problem is identified. The solution in hand. The Road, opened to mankind, for the very first time.

“Speak to the Aleutian, the German, the Frenchman, the American. They may not know what beardo is — but deep down, they know. They will remember. And they must now summon the courage to FIGHT. In Branson, MO, they know of beardo! In London, they know of beardo! In Paris, Tokyo, Amsterdam, and Berlin....they know of beardo. Where ever beardo travels — you will find disaster. Mismanagement. Breakdowns in communication. Corruption. Failure. Smugness. Aloof. Deceit and trickery.” — Gerry X. Meatfist, The Techniques of Shavery

Now, you, weary traveller — for the very first time — walk the Road. The Road to Total Ubiquity.

“The tolls are gone on this road. I have obliterated them with my own hands. This knowledge, it is free. I give it to mankind freely. For we shall not be liberated, and this planet shall not be saved, until the aegis of Ubiquity has touched every human on Earth. When beardo is fully liberated, and all is in spec...then, we shall truly see what it means to be free.” — Gerry X. Meatfist, 1977

The Road Less Travelled

“It will not be easy. Some will call you a lunatic. Others, a fool. Discard them. They are beardo. Do you see, now? Take the first step. Master Ubiquity Number One. Use it. See the effect. Does Shavery work for you? Do you feel ubiquitous? If so, keep going. Keep going, always forward. Master the Ubiquitous Dodge, the Shavery Plan, the Beardo Surprise. Keep the tools and tech close to your heart. Guard it well.” — Gerry X. Meatfist, Ubiquity in Theory and Practice

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